I've been looking for a reason to post trailers for Uwe Boll movies here en masse, knowing that I'd be shown the way when the time was right. Well, that time has come. Behold, Uwe Boll and his masterpieces!
Bloodrayne - 2005
What the fuck is Ben Kingsley doing in this movie?!
House of the Dead - 2003
For totally cereal, this thing was greenlit, shot, edited and released with a distributor. Not since Cannon films has such a thing occurred to as great dismay.
In the Name of the King - 2007
Tyranny? Yes! Black magic? Yes! Jason Statham? Yes yes yes! I can actually feel Uwe jerking off into my brain!
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