Merry Christmas You Fuckbag! - 2008 {Rare Exports Short Film, Untitled}

This is my present to all of you. The title of this movie is not really Merry Christmas You Fuckbag, but I wish it was. And, as it was untitled, I've decided that's what I will call it. I'm not really sure what Rare Exports does, but I'll be finding out shortly. Oh, and for those familiar with the caveman vampire hunter painting from the Late Night Lounge 2008? I changed my mind. I think they were these guys.

Jingle all the Way (1997) Special Yuletide cheer post #1.

I've never seen this movie, but I'll wager it's very enjoyable if you focus entirely on the mercenary lust for power burning like a thousand flaming spires in Arnold's eyes.

Here's a campaign commercial for his Governor campaign. The same look is there, now smoldering between the two reptilian slits of his eyelids.

Let's Take California Back (2003)


Finally, the real Arnold, the man we fell in love with during our idyllic ultraviolence-saturated childhoods.

Arnold in Brazil (1979 or something)


The power hungry lust is already present in young Arnold, it's just, well, more lusty.

Jack Frost - 1996

Sometimes you see something that makes you question the direction society has traveled. But sometimes those same things make you ask the question, 'What the fuck haven't I seen this movie?!' This trailer will elicit both. So go rent this movie, put some chestnuts on your open fire, maybe listen to side A of your Merry Crassmas 7 inch and prepare to have your mind blown.

Christmas Cottage - 2009

All you need to know Thomas Kincaid is the following:

"In 2006 John Dandois, Media Arts Group executive, recounted a story that on one occasion ("about six years ago") Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried and Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting "Codpiece! Codpiece!" at the performers. Eventually he was calmed by his mother. Dandois also said of Kinkade, "Thom would be fine, he would be drinking, and then all of a sudden, you couldn't tell where the boundary was, and then he became very incoherent, and he would start cussing and doing a lot of weird stuff."