Saturday, December 29, 2007

Flowers in the Attic - 1987



This is one of those movies that should be awesome but totally sucks. Patriarch dies, family moves in with sadistic grandmother, children are locked in an attic for years and poisoned by their mother who's moved on to a new husband completely unbeknownst to the attic-living kids, then dies at the wedding when she falls through a trellis and is hung by her dress, which apparently got caught and wrapped around her throat. Fucking awesome, right? If I ever have a few million to throw around this will be the movie I remake.

Also: Based on a VC Andrews novel, which makes enjoying it even more salacious.


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