The Steve Myers Project (TBA)
a documentary by Max KarsonI am going to be interviewed in this documentary, because this dude Steve Myers was my principal at PS1 Charter School in Denver, CO and he attempted to groom me when I was 13 from 99' to 01'. Steve Myers is a well known and self admitted child molester.
Despite having enough A-listers to fill Hollywood Forever Cemetary, watching this Mike Nichols directed movie is about as fun as sitting in on a stranger's marriage counseling session.
SPOLIER: The triplets were separated at birth as part of a science experiment run by a sicko Austrian sociologist.
Do you have to be a traumatized man who wears a giant papier-mâché head in order to make great art? Frank posits that yes, you do, but also that every one of us harbors a sensitive, creative soul behind a nightmarish, expressionless mask.
You can have my Soylent Green when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
#misleadingtrailers
This trailer is in Korean with no subtitles, but it's about a sex toy that comes to life, presumably because of an ancient Egyptian curse, if Mannequin has taught me anything about living dolls. But it looks like it might be a really good movie, drifting along miscreant pathways and contemplating love and poetry, which is what the best SE Asian romance dramas seem to do.
Nicholas Cage and Werner Herzog made a movie together. I predict: Best movie ever made (by Nic Cage).
I remember seeing this movie when I was probably twelve or thirteen years old and not being able to wait for the sequels as they arrived. It was the golden age of Full Moon, AKA the best time for bad horror movies ever, and I think these trailers elucidate that point quite nicely.
It appears to be a pretty straightforward vampire movie, shot in Bucharest, about some girls who get turned into vampires by the evil Radu, who ends up battling his brother, also a vampire, for the life of one of the women with whom he's fallen in love. But since it's Full Moon it's also full of weird little claymation demons for no reason.
Oh man, Subspecies II just amps it up a little more. Now it's suddenly about using this bloodstone to become immortal (I know, he's already immortal, but whatever) and there's a bunch of vampire magic and that chick from the first one's sister is looking for her and totally in danger of being turned into a vampire too! Oh noes!
Yes, yes, Bloodlust! The terror continues this Halloween, '93! Keep it coming, Charles Band. There's no stopping this freight train of awesome now!
So these people just can not fucking die! I think when the actress utters the phrase 'please kill me' she's genuinely asking someone on set to end the franchise. Of course, this was four years after the third, which perhaps implies someone's career didn't go quite as expected. How is it that they keep coming? Every movie ends with Radu dying, then the next movie starts with some crazy ritual to bring him back to life, all so he can go after the same girl? Just get a new one, man! They're all over and you're a crazy monster with super powers! I think this was the point where Full Moon started taking a downward turn, but I fully expect them to shoot a fifth installment someday, revamping the series for a new generation...
Eh, who am I kidding? The only people who will watch the fifth one will be Full Moon losers like myself who saw the originals at the time of release.
And, just because it exists, someone's Subspecies II music video with moody gothic bullshit from Moonspell, who, by the way, look like this:
I fucking LOVE this movie, killer moths, wolf-headed dream moms, satanic backward metal,stabbing eye-hands, clay-mation mini-demons, face melts, suburban rocket silos....amazing
