Oh yes, Ted V Mikels strikes again. And this time he brings along Russ Meyer femme fatale Tura Satana and John mutha' fuckin' Carradine! If you're reading this out loud, stop! Invoking those names in a single, spoken paragraph is likely to lead to a doom the likes of which can't be imagined by anyone who's never seen a Ted V Mikels movie. Do you really want a cat to rip your throat out? I didn't think so.
