Long Weekend - 2009

This is a serious movie about two people who pollute a beach and shoot stuff and are subsequently murdered by nature. It should be called the Happening part 2, but that movie sucked so hard any sequel would surely be lit on fire and shoved into Night's rectal cavity until he promised never to make another movie.

Allegro Non Troppo (1977)

Ravel's Bolero I



Bolero II



13:40 of the classic Italian animation Allegro non Troppo

An Intelligent Designer idly tosses a coke bottle across the universe and it lands on Earth. From this divine corn syrup, the primordial ooze arises and sets off across a lifeless world. Set to the epic build of Ravel's Bolero, Italian director Bruno Bozzetto creates a narrative of species that culminates (and ends) with everyone's favorite murderous hyper-ape, man.

Deep Water - 2006

Alone and at sea, a man who shouldn't be racing around the world is, nonetheless, intrepidly facing off against the elements; storms, hunger, winds and an insanity borne of desperation and fatigue.