Special Needs - 2006

If Troma was a woman, I would heave myself atop her haggard, corpulent form and spread my line by spraying the inner lining of her cavernous vagina with my vicious seed. I don't care how ugly, ill tempered and unmannered, I would make to her the sweetest love known to man followed by an equitable open sore puke fest. And I would pull it all off with a smile on my face.

Poultrygeist - 2007 (or 2008)

Uncle Lloyd, will you tell me a story? Better yet, will you tell me a musical? About a fast-food restaurant on an Ancient Indian Burial Ground? And monster zombie chickens? And lovelorn teens who have to fight them? Thankyou Unky Lloyd, thankyou.