Runaway-1985

Dear serial killers, there still has yet to be a special unit within the police department that deals with rouge robots that kill humans. Jus sayin'. Have fun now before it's too late.

Hercules 2 The Adventures of Hercules-1985

This movie came out on DVD 3 years ago. I highly suggest you watch it back to back with Clash of the Titans while jerking off and listening to Daft Punk. Your senses will be heightened beyond all things living and dead.

Batman Forever-1995

Seriously, the trailer makes more sense then the movie. I hope all you fan boys learned a lesson from this. I don't wanna see you flooding any message boards after Dark Knight comes out whining for another Batman movie, cuz you might not like what you get. Hollywood is like a drunk genie that hates its job... be careful what you wish for kids.

This is the only reason anyone remembers this movie...

Short Circuit 2 { 80's Baby Maxi Post }-1988

Fuck what you heard! This movie is my generation's black monolith...
Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

And finally, Exhibit C:

I rest my case your honor.

Italian Spiderman-1964

CIAO! CIAO! CIAO!

Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo-1984

Aside from Streets of Rage 2 this is the only time I've ever seen anyone try to fight a bulldozer using a windmill.

Masters of the Universe-1987

Why does this movie rock so fucking hard?
Ummm, because the key to the universe is a giant silver synthesizer that evil gods and futuristic barbarians desperately seek through out the whole movie so they can play the ultimate 80's riff of the apocalypse and end all worlds that's why! DOOOOOY!

Here's a little taste of what you're missing...

Get on it!

Van Nuys Blvd.-1979

The original FAST AND THE FURIOUS, act like you know!

WALL-E Trailer-2008

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The new summer jam from the peeps at Pixar.

The Apple-1980

This is what Bill Gates thought the world would be like in 1994. Close, but no cigar.

Supersonic Man-1979

If Supersonic Man hadn't picked up that tractor, that lady wouldn't have gone over that cliff.

Ninja Terminator-1985

Scene- 1:05
Scene- 1:29
Scene- 2:26
-MNGT

LEPRECHAUN vs. WISHMASTER-(????)

I wish I may, I wish I might...I hope this movie gets made tonight!

The Black Hole Trailer-1979

Basically... the kid version of Event Horizon. Seriously.

Return to Oz (1985)

Sometimes I lose sleep over this movie...