Elvira, Mistress of the Dark - 1988/Elvira's Haunted Hills - 2001

During the bar scene in Big Adventure, one of the woman biker's demands that before the kill Pee Wee they let her have him. That woman was Cassandra Peterson, better known to all as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, late-night hostess legend and all around total babe. And just because this is pretty much a hallmark moment on the SwampCox, here's another trailer that uses double entendre to refer to Elvira's boobs.

The Cottage-2008

She-Devil (1989)

Sometimes you eat the Barr, and sometimes the Barr eats you.

The Chocolate War-1988

Please! I insist you watch the original before Wes Anderson buys the rights and attempts to remake this masterpiece! I'm begging you!

Meet the Applegates- 1991

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Sooooo, let's say you make this movie, and it's a wicked dark comedy about high school. Let's call it HEATHERS. You get a little shine off it. The indie scene LOVES YOU. What do you do next? Buy the good "Hollywood" cocaine, buy a copy of NAKED LUNCH, rent BEETLEJUICE, then make a movie about a family of giant praying mantis' that move to the suburbs, eat trash, smoke pot, and have sex all the time. I mean, that's what I would do...jus' sayin.