Oh mah gawd.
US DVD release in July 09, apparently. But I want it now!
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Saturday, May 30, 2009
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Phantasm Ultra Post {Phantasm I, II, III} - 1979, 1988, 1994
Ah yes, Phantasm. One of the finest series of bad horror films ever created and, from what I can tell, the sole financier of Angus Scrimm and Reggie Bannister. Here are the trailers for the first three, though in total there are five films. Of these, I'm not sure if the first or the third is my favorite. The first is the most well-made and features graveyard sex, supernatural sex change, an ice cream vendor/folk guitarist who closes a portal with his tuning fork knowledge and, of course, tiny undead monsters. However, it commits the sin of having actually blown up a then-new hemicuda. Seriously. They blew a whole car up. The third one involves an orphan with a killer instinct, black lesbian ninjas, a four-barrelled shotgun, an ethereal other-world and gives our original protagonist, Jodie, super-powers. That's pretty awesome. You'll have to make your own decision, but I urge you to find out. If you want to check out part IV, you'll get to see boobs that turn into killer silver balls.
Monday, December 10, 2007
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Machine Girl - 2007
I don't know anything about this movie. But I saw this trailer and, about halfway through, couldn't stop the words "oh" and "shit" from popping out of my mouth.
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