I fucking LOVE this movie, killer moths, wolf-headed dream moms, satanic backward metal,stabbing eye-hands, clay-mation mini-demons, face melts, suburban rocket silos....amazing
Showing posts with label White People are like whoa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label White People are like whoa. Show all posts
Monday, May 25, 2009
The Gate-1987
Friday, January 25, 2008
Saturday The 14th-1981/ Saturday The 14th Strikes Back-1988 { Double Counter Strike Edition }
I'll see your HOUSE post and raise a Saturday The 14th double slam. SWOOSH! Nothing but net.
SATURDAY THE 14TH-1981
SATURDAY THE 14TH STRIKES BACK-1988
Movies about weird white people living in even weirder houses.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
An American Hippie In Israel-1972
This is the official unreleased prequel to JACOB'S LADDER. Now it all makes sense.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Monday, December 31, 2007
UHF (1989)
Continuing with the theme of fey white people, I present you UHF. In this cult classic, 'Weird Al' Yankovic commandeers a TV station his Uncle won in a poker game and quickly shapes it into a factory of win. Hilarious faux-shows include Gandhi II, Raul's Wild Kingdom, and Conan the Librarian. FACT: this movie launched the career of legendary bigot Michael Richards, aka Seinfeld's 'Kramer.'
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
HOWARD The Duck-1986-Super Mega Post Edition
In 1986, a hero came to earth in the form of a duck named Howard.
"Why fuck around ?" was Howard's motto. After killing that evil scientist; Howard decided to take over the record industry. Go get 'em Howard!
But like most Ducks, Howard loved him some crackers!
Howard the Duck we salute you!
The Eye (remake)-2008
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Hopefully this movie never-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever get released!
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
LOST-Season 4 (2008) Warning: Season 1,2,3 spoilers ( I think )
LOST is a bit of a grey area for me...SEASON 1- Made sense kind of, at the time, when everyone thought the island was some form of purgatory or hell.
SEASON 2- Didn't really make any sense at all. We found out Hurley's dad is Cheech??? Adebisi from OZ plays an African drug runner with a heart of gold, and, now that I think about it, almost all of the new characters die at the end of the season...or do they? Rumor has it a handful of the "dead" characters are comin' back for Season 4...
SEASON 3-Ummmm, wtf? Why explain the smoke monster? It kills people randomly(?) It's been there since season 1 and... well... that's about it. There's a Russian guy that dies twice and knows... kung-fu? Or was it Thai kick-boxing? And one of the new plot devices is a ghost in a cabin named Jacob that only 2 people on the whole island, er, I mean "islands" ( I forgot there's more then one in this season... or is there?) can see?! And the season finale is... A flash forward instead of a flash back? You assholes.
I hope at some point in season 4 the writers stop caring all together and play episodes of THE PRISONER for the rest of the show's run. At least that show wasn't "pretending'' to make sense...they jus' didn't give a fuck.
I did however cry almost every episode of season 2 and when Charlie died ( or did he? ) in season 3. What? I'm not completely void of emotion. Geez.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
The Peanut Butter Solution-1985
Hats off to the studio for doing such a great job editing the trailer and covering up all the creepy ass shit that happens in this movie... like that child labor scene.
Monday, December 10, 2007
LADY IN WHITE-1988
Does it creep you out that I remember all these shady kid's movies yet?
NOTE: 5 years later J. R. R. Tolkien wrote a trilogy of books based off this movie entitled LORD OF THE RINGS
-MNGT
My Pet Monster- 1986
Black parents used to show this to their kids whenever their school mates would ask them why their skin was a different color. True story. Why would I make this shit up?
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