Okay, it's actually a movie called Bitch Slap starring Lucy Lawless and former Xena co-star Renee O'Connor. And, let's face it, it looks totally awesome. Apparently there's some diamond thievery leading to a showdown in the desert and people are dressed up as nuns as some point and the whole thing is a paeon to the exploitation films of yesteryear. What could possibly be better?
