Necromaniac: Scizophreniac 2 - 2003

I could go on and say all sorts of things about this movie, but someone in the comments section of IMDB already wrote about it at length. Thus I give you Woodyanders review of Necromaniac: Scizophreniac 2.

"If you ever wanted to see a gratingly overwrought Howard Stern all jacked up on speed horribly overplay a demented, cross-dressing, masturbating, mother-hating, whore-slaughtering, high decibel profanity-spewing, corpse-fornicating ("I love *beep*in' 'em when they're dead"), smack-shooting, brain-eating, gay-bashing, spastic fit-throwing, hallucinating, totally whacked out of his mind with a toxically murderous mixture of misogynistic rage and psychopathic fury racist lunatic serial killer who went around the bloodthirsty bend because his nasty abusive slut of a mommy liked to shove a beer bottle up his butt as a little boy and now gleefully butchers folks as a crazed nutjob adult when he isn't running around stark naked screaming unprintable vile epithets at the top of his lungs in a hideously redundant, tiresomely strident, completely uninsightful and so aggressively base that it's merely annoying instead of remotely amusing or offensive downright lousy gore opus, then this fetid, obnoxious, sex, rape, nudity and violence-laden worthless chunk of dreadfully puerile splatter porn schlock is just the movie for you."

I should note that this review was negative, even though it basically makes this movie sound like the greatest thing ever.

Driller Killer - 1979

What do you get when you come up with a plot (killer, in this case), and decide to Dr. Seuss your way to a twist? You get Driller Killer, the rhymingly good time movie about a guy who gets horny while watching an advertisement for a power drill and decides to buy it then murder people with it. As I recall, the scene with the ad-watching is cut with a lesbian shower sex scene, so you, too, will get hard while watching an ad for a power drill, you sicko.

A Night to Dismember - 1983

I think this trailer pretty much speaks for itself. In fact, you probably don't really even have to watch the movie, given that six full minutes of this is pretty well dedicated to narrating the plot while showing you the gore. What is worth mentioning about this trailer is that it was directed by Doris Wishman, who is my new favorite legendary grindhouse cinema figure. Here are a few other titles from Wishman:

Dildo Heaven
Satan Was a Lady
Keyholes Are For Peeping
Too Much Too Often
Nude On the Moon

The list goes on, every single title a little snippet of brilliance. Also, she went under the names of various other men and women for many of these productions. According to IMDB, Anthony Brooks, Dee Ess, El Ess, Luigi Manicottale, O.O. Miller, L. Silverman, Louis Silverman, Melvin Stanley, D. Whitman, Dawn Whitman and Kenyon Wintel were all pseudonyms used at various times. You've gotta be pretty awesome if you need that many different names to get work.