Xavier - Renegade Angel (2007)

What is this I don't even? From the makers of Wonder Showzen.

What Is It? - 2005

Now we can have a party.

Cocaine Wars - 1985

Hello? Am I alone in here? Anyone feel like posting besides me? Aw, well...

Anyhoo, here's a teaser trailer for a classic eighties piece of shit called Cocaine Wars. It's actually only about one war, but pluralizing is awesome, so whatevs. It follows the convoluted tale of DEA agent Cliff Adams as he works for a cocaine czar in South America who's attempting to assassinate the president. For some reason, Cliff's wife is doing a news story on the drug lord, so he kidnaps her. Only Cliff can stop the madman from killing a president and save his wife's life! ZOMG!

Tachiguishi Retsuden - 2006

I don't know what this movie is about, and I don't really care. But I want to see it.

My Pet Monster- 1986

Black parents used to show this to their kids whenever their school mates would ask them why their skin was a different color. True story. Why would I make this shit up?

Visitor Q - 2001

Takashi Miike brings homes the alpha male and changes a family's life, sending each member down an absurd personal journey and ultimately uniting them to get rid of the bodies.