Rumpelstiltskin - 1955 & 1965

K. Gordon Murray Presents "RUMPELSTILTSKIN"


K Gordon Murray, keepin' it real. Originally produced in 1955, K Gordo Murrster from Murrville bought it and brought it to the US ten years later to terrify children across the land. Starring nobody you've ever heard of and directed by the very same. I feel like there's probably a link between opening this movie in your local cinema and sociopathic tendencies in your town.

Klaus and his Forklift (German workplace-safety video)

There's no buckets-of-gore like Teutonic buckets-of-gore! Skip to the 7 minute mark if you're the impatient type.

Night of the Living Dorks - 2004

Okay, so, guess who couldn't find a trailer in English? Oh, yeah, me. But to be fair, I didn't try very hard at all to find one. Anyway, this movie is about three guys who accidentally get voodooed into persons who can't die, then die, then become re-animated and go to high school. It's pretty self-explanatory - particularly if you speak German - but it's three-twenty in the am and I don't feel like seeking out an NTSC friendly version, so this is what you get. Still, pretty great.

Das Komabrutale Duell (1999)

I've seen this one twice now. I still don't really know what happens (do to no subtitles on my copy) except that there is a car accident which results in the hiring of the Mexican Mafia and no one can die no matter how much gore come out of them. Gore as far as the eye can see. Does it hold up as a good movie though?

Nekromantik - 1987 - German w/ English Subtitles

Nekromantik - possibly the finest film about a young couple sharing a passion for dead things. Also the site of the most amazing climax ever put to celluloid.