For some reason it's cute when Russians try things.
Tuesday, August 16, 2016
Attraction - 2017
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Labels: aliens, Apocalypse, Coming Soon, perestroika back, Robots( I think ), russian, sci fi, Zangief saves the day
Friday, June 19, 2009
Fake Trailers!
These aren't even real. They are crap cartoons. But they involve your youth and famous directors' names.
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Labels: awful, Coming Soon, fake trailers
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Sherlock Holmes(Guy Ritchie)-2009
So there's gonna be 2 Sherlock Holmes movies this year incase you didn't know. This one is the "cool" one directed by Guy Ritchie and starring Robert Downy Jr. the other one is "funny" and stars Will Ferrel and Borat.
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Labels: Coming Soon, Robert Downey Jr Comebacks, scary German guy, zombies
Every Other Day Is Halloween - 2009
New Trailer for "The Movie"
Hate to use the MySpace videos, but whatevs. Here's a trailer for a movie about the inimitable Count Gore de Vol, who most recently brought the horror host community online, making them still semi-relevant even though the whole concept has pretty much lost its awesome veneer.
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Labels: Coming Soon, documentary, gore de vol, Horror, horror host
Monday, May 11, 2009
$9.99- 2009
Still trying to figure out if this would still be interesting if it wasn't in stop motion....hmmmmmm
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Labels: Coming Soon, Crazy old People, In it for the money, Stop Lotion
Gamer-2009
If you haven't seen Crank 2 yet then yr not allowed to look at this trailer. You MUST see Crank 2 to truly understand what to expect from the creators of Crank. If I hadn't seen Crank 2, I prolly wouldn't have posted this, but....just go see Crank 2
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Labels: Action, Can I haz Running Mans, Coming Soon, Crank it up, Gerlad Butler is sooooo dreamy
The Frog Prince-2009
I dunno why this movie feels a little racist, I can't put my finger on it.....
*BONUS DISNEY TEMPLATES REVEALED!*
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Labels: Black people are magic, Coming Soon, Creepy Kid Flick, Disney in the dark
MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS trailer-2009
This movie has the same plot as Freddy vs. Jason and seems to have been made on a G4 but whateves...flying giant sharks? Yes'em!
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Labels: Coming Soon, Giant Flying sharks, MTV, Obama-era like whoa
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Cat Shit One-2009
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Labels: Azns, Bunnies, Coming Soon, Creepy Kid Flick, war is too cute
Shorts-2009
In a better world these kids would wish that mommy and daddy didn't have to sell the house. Unfortunately in Black falls it's Motorcycles and "telephone-head-sets"
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Labels: Coming Soon, Creepy Kid Flick, planet terror, rowdy rowdy roderiguz
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Terminator Salvation-2009
Seriously why hasn't this been posted yet? Megan Fox is the hottest trans-gender in Hollywood, caaaaaaall meeeeeee.....
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Labels: Bay area, Coming Soon, riddle of steel, Robot Cowboys, Transfolk
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Doubt - 2008
Okay, okay, it opens with Meryl Streep dressed as an angry nun. But this thing spirals so quickly out of control that it's impossible not to want to see either a hilarious wreck or a really amazing film. Most likely the latter, but the dutch angle, little jokes and cello-heavy Howard Shore score make the first totally possible. Anyway, I'll be seeing it.
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Labels: church, Coming Soon, Meryl Streep, nuns, pedophiles, Philip Seymour Hoffman
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Black Dynamite-2009
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Labels: Black people are magic, Captain Kangaroo, Coming Soon, Crack, Crime, Obamanomics, The Black version of innerspace
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Coraline-2009
Neil Gaiman and the directer from Nightmare Before Christmas (Not TIM BURTON mind you)
equals awesome!
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9:49 AM
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Labels: Coming Soon, Creepy Kid Flick, dolls, parent trap, Stop Lotion
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
The Good, The Bad, & The Weird-2008
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Labels: Coming Soon, Dirt Devils, Flying Spaghetti Westerns, korean
The Unborn-2009
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Labels: Coming Soon, Demons, Ghosts, Horror, Twins
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Christmas Cottage - 2009
All you need to know Thomas Kincaid is the following:
"In 2006 John Dandois, Media Arts Group executive, recounted a story that on one occasion ("about six years ago") Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried and Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting "Codpiece! Codpiece!" at the performers. Eventually he was calmed by his mother. Dandois also said of Kinkade, "Thom would be fine, he would be drinking, and then all of a sudden, you couldn't tell where the boundary was, and then he became very incoherent, and he would start cussing and doing a lot of weird stuff."
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Labels: christmas, Coming Soon, Painter of Light
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Long Weekend - 2009
This is a serious movie about two people who pollute a beach and shoot stuff and are subsequently murdered by nature. It should be called the Happening part 2, but that movie sucked so hard any sequel would surely be lit on fire and shoved into Night's rectal cavity until he promised never to make another movie.
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Labels: Coming Soon, dead manatee, guns, man vs nature, pollution, watch out for the hawk
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Hurt Locker - 2008
This sweet Italian flick about people disarming bombs, presumably in Iraq, looks pretty intense even though I'm pretty sure there's only an Italian release (hence the all-Italian dialogue and titles). Still about Americans though. USA!
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Labels: bombs, Coming Soon, don't cut the green wire, Italian, war
Monday, October 6, 2008
Zack and Miri Make a Porno - 2008
Could Kevin Smith come back from the depths of boredom and actually present something funny - and not in that 'fucking a donkey' kind of way? This movie actually looks pretty funny, despite the fact that it's being spearheaded by a catastrophically bad decision making director.
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Labels: Comedy, Coming Soon, Kevin Smith, porno