Begotten-1991

So here's the deal. I'm living with my homie in his mom's basement. The American version of The Ring just came out. I'm a little bit freaked out by it. I'm home alone shuffling through my friends VHS tapes and stumble upon a blank unmarked tape. Back in the day this was a sure sign of porn. What comes on when I press play? This crazy ass shit! I was almost positive I only had 7 days to live after I watched it.

Shrooms-2006 (Ireland) 2008 (U.S.)

I can't understand a single word any of these people are saying.