Really excited for this! Been awhile since a new anime sparked an interest.

Xavier - Renegade Angel (2007)

What is this I don't even? From the makers of Wonder Showzen.

The Return of the King (1980)

Behold! The conclusion of J.R.R. Tolkien's immortal masterpiece, THE LORD OF THE RINGS. Witness the gleaming brand of Andruil proudly lofted by Aragorn, son of Arathorn, the Elessar and heir of Isildur final king of Gondor! Behold Gandalf Stormcrow, Mithrandir to elves, Tharkin to Dwarves, the ring Narya upon his finger, last of the Maiar of Valinor on Middle-Earth! The wonders are endless...



LOLOLOL it's a trap! That was the first 9:10 of the Rankin/Bass 'adaption'. If you thought Peter Jackson butchered the books, just listen to Glenn Yarborough's hilarious minstrel show. Bilbo looks like my Great Aunt, and someone swapped out Elrond with an Amish peacock. Leave it to the 1970's to suck the nobility out of even the most glorious tale.

Comparison time. Eowyn's epic showdown with the Witch-King of Angmar in all three versions.

Rankin/Bass:



PROS: Tolkien's excellent dialogue is reproduced in full

CONS: Casey Kasem with a vocoder as the Witch-King's voice.
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Peter Jackson:



PROS: The Witch-King's righteous morning star. Eowyn is pretty hot.

CONS: Eowyn's girlish scream
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J.R.R. Tolkien:

"Still she did not blench: maiden of the Rohirrim, child of kings, slender but as a steel-blade, fair yet terrible. A swift stroke she dealt, skilled and deadly. The outstretched neck she clove asunder, and the hewn head fell like a stone. Backward she sprang as the huge shape crashed to ruin, vast wings outspread, crumpled on the earth; and with its fall the shadow passed away. A light fell about her, and her hair shone in the sunrise.

Out of the wreck rose the Black Rider, tall and threatening, towering above her. With a cry of hatred that stung the very ears like venom he let fall his mace. Her shield was shivered in many pieces, and her arm was broken; she stumbled to her knees. he bent over her like a cloud, and his eyes glittered; he raised his mace to kill.

But suddenly he too stumbled forward with a cry of bitter pain, and his stroke went wide, driving into the ground. Merry's sword had stabbed him from behind, shearing through the black mantle, and passing up beneath the hauberk had pierced the sinew behind his mighty knee.

'Eowyn! Eowyn!' cried Merry. Then tottering, struggling up, with her last strength she drove her sword between crown and mantle, as the great shoulders bowed before her. The sword broke sparkling into many shards. The crown rolled away with a clang. Eowyn fell forward upon her fallen foe. But lo! the mantle and hauberk were empty. Shapeless they lay now on the ground, torn and tumbled; and a cry went up into the shuddering air, and faded to a shrill wailing, passing with the wind, a voice bodiless and thin that died, and was swallowed up, and was never heard again in that age of this world.

PROS: everything

CONS: nothing

WINNER: The original book, go read it you lazy teenagers!

Gandahar (1988)

Rene Laloux's (Fantastic Planet) second animated feature. Retitled Light Years in the U.S., watching this movie is like swigging from the chalice of pure liquid imagination.

All I could find was the French trailer, but the entire movie is posted on Youtube. So if you have 1.5 hours to invest in psychotropic French fantasy, then go nuts!

Fantastic Planet-1973

One of my favorite movies of all time! I saw this when I was 16 and haven't been the same since. This was also the movie Jenifer Lopez was watching in THE CELL while she was smoking that joint.

Allegro Non Troppo (1977)

Ravel's Bolero I



Bolero II



13:40 of the classic Italian animation Allegro non Troppo

An Intelligent Designer idly tosses a coke bottle across the universe and it lands on Earth. From this divine corn syrup, the primordial ooze arises and sets off across a lifeless world. Set to the epic build of Ravel's Bolero, Italian director Bruno Bozzetto creates a narrative of species that culminates (and ends) with everyone's favorite murderous hyper-ape, man.

The Incal and Arzach (never released)

Two amazing comics by the French illustrator Jean 'Moebius' Giraud which sadly were never completed as movies. The Incal is a collaboration between Jodorowski (Holy Mountain) and Giraud, czech it out!

Futurama: Bender's Big Score (2007)

Hell to the yes.

Persepolis-2007

Persepolis

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