Final Destination: Death Trip

This isn't a trailer so much as a little teaser on set. But, since Final Destination 3 was fucking hilarious/amazing, and this one is being shot with some epically technological 3D cameras, I'm expecting that it'll be pretty good. Opens the same day as H2, so if you're of unsteady ethical aptitude, you can buy one ticket and see both movies. But which do you want to support more? The continued filmmaking of a mediocre director or a franchise that will surely wither and die under the weight of its concept as it sprawls ever further?

H2 - 2009

Rob Zombie just keeps plugging away at this movie business thing, and to, what we can probably all agree, are pretty sporadic results. I don't think I care for the stuff he's done so far (House of 1000 Corpses is awful, Devil's Rejects is pastiche and H1 was, well, a remake of an already awesome movie, so...) But this trailer looks pretty promising. It's already full of incredible violence and we get to go inside Michael Myer's head, perhaps, which is something we've never been able to do before. What horrible creepiness might lie therein? Let's find out already!

Unfortunately this movie took the spot on his to-do list of Tyrannosaurus Rex, but you can already see that in comic book form as The Nail, if you want.

Timecrimes-2008

Finally got my paws on this. It's about time! I mean, that I got to see it...and you know, it's also about time....

Cat Shit One-2009

Seen any cute, CGI, Iraqi anime war sagas lately?

Shorts-2009

In a better world these kids would wish that mommy and daddy didn't have to sell the house. Unfortunately in Black falls it's Motorcycles and "telephone-head-sets"

Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) international trailer

Seems like another successful entry in the vamp-com-titties subgenre!

Wolverine (2009)

GUESS WHO HAS AN ADVANCE, PRE-POST-PRODUCTION DVD OF WOLVERINE? HAHAHA! IT'S FOOKIN' ME!